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That is simply the worst bit of music I have ever heard. The rest of
the album, "Lying Limey Lesbos" in particular, is actually worse. The drummer
needs to stay off the downers and try to actually keep time and the bassist
needs to be shot. And if they are synthesized -- the drums in "Ben
Whofleck" sound as though they are, the programmer needs to be taken outside
and ritually disembowled. I nearly went postal, wanting to destroy the
world, with the thought that music as bad as this could actually exist.
-- Project Greenlight
If Hell has music, this is the band that would play it.
Scarab Staubach, Rhino Marino, and Dung Tarkenton, 3 of the world's most
talented artists, crashed into each other purely by chance and decided
to form the greatest band of all time. Rejecting the major labels and
refusing to pigeonhole themselves into one genre, Johnny Dumbass
has produced a startlingly brilliant debut CD, Katzenjammer. The entire
music world is abuzz!
Johnny Dumbass will play anywhere in the United States Of Mediocrity
for $3,000,000 in cash. Set consists of 10 songs, and has a duration
of approximately 22 minutes.
Coming Soon!!! One day you'll
be able to watch the enormously popular Johnny Dumbass video for
Lying Limey Lesbos.
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